The Rapid Reindeer of Gio Farm 40 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.999 billion Gio Farm 40ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 40ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,680 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 40's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 40 is ranked 29,964^th in the world and 49^th in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.75 law-abiding acts per hour.