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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,546thLargest Mining Sector: 4,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,997th
The Slow Stream of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Card Farming
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Gio Farm 4

Population8.887 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarmer

The Slow Stream of Gio Farm 4 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.887 billion Gio Farm 4ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gio Farm 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,454 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 4's national animal is the farmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gio Farm 4 is ranked 86,926th in the world and 13th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.88373918308 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,546thLargest Mining Sector: 4,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,997thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,924thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,681stLargest Black Market: 11,573rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,477thMost Devout: 13,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,733rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 17,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,245thHighest Economic Output: 25,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 27,088thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,290thMost Cultured: 27,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,022ndMost Beautiful Environments: 28,984th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Gio Farm 4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 4, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

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