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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Influential: 650thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,554th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
For Allah, the Shah, the homeland and the people
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.983 billion

LeaderHamid Mohammadinezhad

CurrencyGilakistani Rial

The Federal Republic of Gilakistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hamid Mohammadinezhad with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.983 billion Gilaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salqodabad. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gilakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Gilakistani Rials a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,808 Gilakistani Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, the 'sing-a-long with Hamid Mohammadinezhad' album is a popular souvenir, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gilakistan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Gilakistan is ranked 215,791st in the world and 9,779th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -313.32 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Influential: 650thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,554thMost Cultured: 1,563rdMost Developed: 1,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,076thMost Inclusive: 2,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,107thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,139thHealthiest Citizens: 2,193rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,353rdSmartest Citizens: 2,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,477thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,732ndNicest Citizens: 2,735thSafest: 2,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,979thBest Weather: 3,037thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,506thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,923rdRudest Citizens: 4,310thLargest Governments: 4,344thMost Pacifist: 4,688thHighest Average Incomes: 4,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,769thLowest Crime Rates: 7,609thLargest Retail Industry: 7,791stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,245thTop
Most Devout: 15,002ndHighest Economic Output: 15,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,310th
Most Cultured: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 120th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 163rd in the regionSafest: 165th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 169th in the regionNicest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 228th in the regionRudest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Pacifist: 268th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 273rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 346th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 383rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 418th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 639th in the regionMost Stationary: 734th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 769th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 828th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 872nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 921st in the region

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