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Largest Retail Industry: 6,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,767thBest Weather: 13,525th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
We will do what is necessary
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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German Philly

Population2.15 billion

CapitalMorrell Park
LeaderJosef Benito Hitler
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyGold Doubloons
AnimalPitbull

The Armed Republic of German Philly is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Josef Benito Hitler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.15 billion German Philadelphians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morrell Park. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse German Phillyian economy, worth 149 trillion Gold Doubloons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,629 Gold Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Josef Benito Hitler claims to be the epitome of family values, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, German Philadelphians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, and retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Philly's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

German Philly is ranked 196,520th in the world and 258th in The Black Hawks for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.66 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,767thTop
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Best Weather: 13,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,458thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,061stHealthiest Citizens: 23,446th
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Best Weather: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Philly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, German Philadelphians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, Josef Benito Hitler claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : German Philly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in German Philly, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : German Philly was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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