The Heavenly Empire of Geonomia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Nas Sala Vandradi with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 4.108 billion Geonomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geonomica. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Geonomian economy, worth 656 trillion Dekmals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,702 Dekmals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geonomia's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Geonomia is ranked 31,659^th in the world and 282^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,671.94 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.