Population | 32.635 billion |
Capital | Gaugamela |
Leader | Alexandros Magnos |
Faith | Hellenism |
Currency | blood |
Animal | soldier |
The Battle of Gaugamela is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Alexandros Magnos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.635 billion Gaugamelans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaugamela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gaugamelan economy, worth a remarkable 7,017 trillion bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 215,032 bloods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,801 per year while the poor average 57,532, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
A new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Gaugamela, many believe that Alexandros Magnos's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaugamela's national animal is the soldier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hellenism.
Gaugamela is ranked 234,212th in the world and 7,296th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.21868652892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gaugamela's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Gaugamela's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Gaugamela was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Gaugamela ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Gaugamela's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Gaugamela's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Gaugamela was refounded in Balder.
- : Gaugamela ceased to exist in Gaugamela.
- : Gaugamela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Gaugamela was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.