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Largest Insurance Industry: 613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,385thHighest Economic Output: 1,804th
The Battle of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Alexander the Great vs. Darius III of Persia
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gaugamela

Population32.635 billion

CapitalGaugamela
LeaderAlexandros Magnos
FaithHellenism

Currencyblood
Animalsoldier

The Battle of Gaugamela is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Alexandros Magnos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.635 billion Gaugamelans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaugamela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gaugamelan economy, worth a remarkable 7,017 trillion bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 215,032 bloods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,801 per year while the poor average 57,532, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

A new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Gaugamela, many believe that Alexandros Magnos's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaugamela's national animal is the soldier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Gaugamela is ranked 234,212th in the world and 7,296th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.21868652892 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,385thHighest Economic Output: 1,804thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,697thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,293rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,382ndMost Avoided: 3,847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,356thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,439thLargest Black Market: 5,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,007thHighest Average Incomes: 8,246thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,340thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,176thFattest Citizens: 9,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,611thMost Devout: 10,773rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,025thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,630thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,973rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,961stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,331stLargest Retail Industry: 17,830thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,099thLargest Governments: 19,943rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,807thMost Developed: 23,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,451st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Populations: 95th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Avoided: 246th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 357th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 425th in the regionFattest Citizens: 454th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 478th in the regionLargest Black Market: 499th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 518th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 534th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionMost Devout: 638th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 686th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 722nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 749th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 794th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 852nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 890th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 892nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaugamela's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Gaugamela's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Gaugamela was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Gaugamela ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Gaugamela's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Gaugamela's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Gaugamela was refounded in Balder.
  • : Gaugamela ceased to exist in Gaugamela.
  • : Gaugamela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Gaugamela was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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