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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,766th
The Geāned Cynerīce of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Weorþmynd sy Rihthláfordhyldu
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Galoresa

Population18.751 billion

CapitalLundenburh
LeaderCyng Cyneweard
FaithAngelīriscscipe

CurrencyÞerung
AnimalScīrhengest

The Geāned Cynerīce of Galoresa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cyng Cyneweard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.751 billion Galoresans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lundenburh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Galoresan economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Þerungs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,672 Þerungs, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, the impoverished sick hang around outside golf clubs to beg for funding for healthcare, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galoresa's national animal is the Scīrhengest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angelīriscscipe.

Galoresa is ranked 120,398th in the world and 2,472nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 297.34049025752 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,766thHighest Economic Output: 11,475thMost Developed: 14,241stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,924thLargest Populations: 18,450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,885thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,724thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,808thHealthiest Citizens: 21,022ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,614thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,353rdMost Devout: 25,574thSmartest Citizens: 25,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,575thLargest Governments: 28,521stLargest Black Market: 29,555thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,647th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 626th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 715th in the regionMost Developed: 894th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 984th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Galoresa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Galoresa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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