The United Republic of Galali is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Scrooge McDuck with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 4.201 billion Galatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkdon. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galalian economy, worth 523 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,661 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Arkdon, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galali's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Deism.

Galali is ranked 41,837^th in the world and 159^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 685.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.