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Most Pacifist: 2,286thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,731st
The Serene Republic of
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Population2.165 billion

CapitalSloth City
LeaderPresident Gabriel Slotherton
FaithSloth Worship

CurrencySilver Sloth

The Serene Republic of Gabeopolis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Gabriel Slotherton with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.165 billion Gabeopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloth City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gabeopolisian economy, worth 224 trillion Silver Sloths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,670 Silver Sloths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, fat-shaming is now public policy, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabeopolis's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sloth Worship.

Gabeopolis is ranked 71,979th in the world and 108th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Economic Output, with 224 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Pacifist: 2,286thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,731stNicest Citizens: 3,042ndSafest: 3,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,585thMost Inclusive: 4,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,037thHealthiest Citizens: 5,084thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,234thMost Cultured: 5,486thBest Weather: 5,567thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,718thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,842ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,205thLowest Crime Rates: 8,264thMost Influential: 8,898thSmartest Citizens: 8,946thLargest Governments: 11,717thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,063rdMost Secular: 23,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,731st
Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the region

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