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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,128thHealthiest Citizens: 3,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,280th
The Federation of
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Together We Stand, Together We Prosper
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Gabeonia

Population11.426 billion

CapitalMiddleton
LeaderMichelle Courton
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyGabeonian Dollar
AnimalWolf

The Federation of Gabeonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Michelle Courton with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.426 billion Gabeonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middleton. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gabeonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion Gabeonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,752 Gabeonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, racehorses move a lot slower these days, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabeonia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Gabeonia is ranked 211,115th in the world and 1st in Gabeonia and its Protectorates for Most Stationary, with 36.18551156348 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,128thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,280thLowest Crime Rates: 3,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,142ndMost Developed: 4,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,356thBest Weather: 4,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,999thLargest Governments: 5,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,930thSmartest Citizens: 5,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,991stMost Armed: 6,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,786thNicest Citizens: 7,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,419thHighest Food Quality: 8,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,420thMost Cultured: 10,597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,908thHighest Economic Output: 11,927thSafest: 11,975thMost Inclusive: 12,059thMost Patriotic: 12,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,284thHighest Average Incomes: 13,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,759thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,968thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,774thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,883rdMost Secular: 20,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 24,004th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Gabeonia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabeonia, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Gabeonia published "Protectorates of The Federation of Gabeonia" (Factbook: International).
  • : Gabeonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabeonia, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Gabeonia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".

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