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Most Inclusive: 898thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,267th
The Confusingly Arousing Pack of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Don't Pet the Sweaty Things
Zzyzx Wolfe
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Furry Things

Population5.379 billion

LeaderZzyzx Wolfe

Animalmassive wuff

The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zzyzx Wolfe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.379 billion Furries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion commissions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,262 commissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, nations that kill a Furry can expect a strongly worded letter, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Furry Things's national animal is the massive wuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wuffism.

Furry Things is ranked 39,237th in the world and 1,062nd in the Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 12.56 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Inclusive: 898thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,267thHighest Drug Use: 1,268thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,416thNicest Citizens: 1,439thMost Politically Free: 1,647thMost Efficient Economies: 1,952ndRudest Citizens: 2,005thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,095thSmartest Citizens: 2,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,405thMost Developed: 2,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,685thLargest Governments: 2,825thMost Cultured: 3,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,117thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,144thHighest Average Incomes: 5,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,805thNudest: 8,670thMost Pacifist: 8,926thTop
Most Influential: 12,213thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,558thMost Secular: 13,457thHighest Economic Output: 14,856thMost Extreme: 15,011th
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 156th in the regionMost Extreme: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170th in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Pacifist: 238th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 329th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 329th in the regionLargest Populations: 410th in the regionMost Secular: 440th in the regionMost Armed: 440th in the region

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