The Republic of Fun Storage 19 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.603 billion Fun Storage 19ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Fun Storage 19ian economy, worth 395 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 109,723 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fun Storage 19's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Fun Storage 19 is ranked 44,362nd in the world and 166th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,669.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Fun Storage 19, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
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Fun Storage 19, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
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Fun Storage 19, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
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Fun Storage 19, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
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Fun Storage 19, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
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Fun Storage 19, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints.
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Fun Storage 19, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
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Fun Storage 19, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
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Fun Storage 19, books are often used as kindling.
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Fun Storage 19, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.