The Republic of Fritzlanding is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.281 billion Fritzlandingians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Fritzlandingian economy, worth 85.0 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,269 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fritzlanding successfully hosted the Suspicious Olympics, every day at 4am Fritzlandingians wake to pray for the sun to rise, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and Fritzlanding has designated Fritzlanding City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fritzlanding's national animal is the black hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fritzlanding is ranked 107,299^th in the world and 2,703^rd in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 80.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.