Population | 10.36 billion |
Capital | עיר דוד |
Leader | ראש הממשלה יונתן דוד |
Faith | יַהֲדוּת |
Currency | שֶׁקֶל |
Animal | אריה יהודה |
The Unified Zionist Tribes of Friedmanica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ראש הממשלה יונתן דוד with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.36 billion Israelites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of עיר דוד. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Friedmanican economy, worth a remarkable 4,105 trillion שֶׁקֶלs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 396,308 שֶׁקֶלs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friedmanica's national animal is the אריה יהודה, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is יַהֲדוּת.
Friedmanica is ranked 207,709th in the world and 16th in Jerusalem for Most Stationary, with 39.19527352612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Friedmanica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Friedmanica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, Friedmanica is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Friedmanica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, Friedmanica is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Friedmanica, there's a bright dawn ahead for Friedmanica.