Population | 32.62 billion |
Capital | Freetown |
Leader | First Freeman |
Currency | Freedom Units |
Animal | tyrannosaurus rex |
The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 32.62 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,712 trillion Freedom Units a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 359,065 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Freedom Fascists is ranked 241,328th in the world and 3,807th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 21.40180574728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Freedom Fascists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Freedom Fascists's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Freedom Fascists relocated from Osiris to The East Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
- : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
- : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
- : Freedom Fascists's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Freedom Fascists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.