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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 200thMost Advanced Public Education: 548th
The Fanatical Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Live Free or Die Trying
First Freeman
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Freedom Fascists

Population32.62 billion

CapitalFreetown
LeaderFirst Freeman

CurrencyFreedom Units
Animaltyrannosaurus rex

The Fanatical Federation of Freedom Fascists is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Freeman with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 32.62 billion Freedom Fascistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom Fascistsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,712 trillion Freedom Units a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 359,065 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom Fascists's national animal is the tyrannosaurus rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Fascists is ranked 241,328th in the world and 3,807th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 21.40180574728 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 200thMost Advanced Public Education: 548thHighest Economic Output: 581stMost Avoided: 611thLargest Black Market: 625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 636thSmartest Citizens: 699thLargest Retail Industry: 936thFattest Citizens: 1,104thRudest Citizens: 1,274thLargest Mining Sector: 1,446thHighest Average Incomes: 1,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,700thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,760thMost Secular: 2,152ndMost Inclusive: 2,486thMost Cultured: 2,486thLargest Governments: 2,726thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,018thLargest Populations: 3,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,525thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,820thMost Developed: 11,764thHighest Food Quality: 11,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,011thLowest Crime Rates: 13,159thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,043rdLargest Welfare Programs: 24,004thMost Patriotic: 25,081st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 188th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 312th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 315th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 319th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 397th in the regionMost Patriotic: 404th in the regionNudest: 496th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 500th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Freedom Fascists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Freedom Fascists's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Freedom Fascists relocated from Osiris to The East Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Freedom Fascists, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
  • : Freedom Fascists's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Freedom Fascists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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