The Senate and People of Free Tuks is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Flavius with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.664 billion Tuks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korintina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Ruons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 183,213 Ruons, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Tuks's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Tuks is ranked 30,636^th in the world and 6^th in The Charter for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.33 law-abiding acts per hour.