The State of Free State of Wisconsin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.498 billion Free State of Wisconsinites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Free State of Wisconsinian economy, worth 772 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 41,765 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,957 per year while the poor average 2,244, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Free State of Wisconsin's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Free State of Wisconsin has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Free State of Wisconsin in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free State of Wisconsin's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free State of Wisconsin is ranked 287,274^th in the world and 1^st in State of Wisconsin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.91 law-abiding acts per hour.