The State of Free State of Maine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.661 billion Free State of Maineans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Free State of Mainean economy, worth 907 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,408 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,517 per year while the poor average 2,762, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, deer are considered a delicacy, the government is avowedly atheist, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free State of Maine's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free State of Maine is ranked 47,008^th in the world and 1^st in State of Maine for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,892.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.