The Endorse to 200 of Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tzar Yakcrovich the 2nd with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.544 billion Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kucsaz. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free sovereign Soviet socialist republician economy, worth 567 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,290 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic is ranked 36,127^th in the world and 780^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.42 law-abiding acts per hour.