The Workers State of Free Las Pinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by First Minister Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.727 billion Pinjins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 214 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,952 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-Striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 99,837^th in the world and 364^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Black Market, with 492 billion Standard Monetary Units.