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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,014th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Free Land of Malopolska

Population135 million


The Free Land of Free Land of Malopolska is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 135 million Malopolskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Malopolskan economy, worth 11.9 trillion PLNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,385 PLNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Free Land of Malopolska #1 for number twos, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Land of Malopolska's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Land of Malopolska is ranked 43,959th in the world and 525th in 10000 Islands for Most Devout, with 819.21 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,652ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,824thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,012thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,828thLargest Retail Industry: 13,533rdMost Influential: 16,906th
Largest Insurance Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 129th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 190th in the regionMost Average: 259th in the region

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