Population | 18.717 billion |
Capital | Fred |
Leader | Fred |
Faith | Fred worship |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Zebra |
The Protectorate of Freditoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fred with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.717 billion Freditorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fred. The average income tax rate is 84.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Freditorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,231 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 279,513 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Dollar payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freditoria's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fred worship.
Freditoria is ranked 21,396th in the world and 47th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Freditoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Dollar payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism.
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement.
- : Freditoria's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Freditoria, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Fred tend to disappear.