Population | 35.38 billion |
Capital | Goldwood |
Leader | Fotar of the Foxes |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Golden Lion |
Animal | Red Fox |
The Honorable Foxes of Fotar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fotar of the Foxes with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 35.38 billion Foxes of Fotar are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldwood. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fotarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,509 trillion Golden Lions a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,186 Golden Lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBF Governor goes house hunting, and most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotar's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Fotar is ranked 12,416th in the world and 1st in The Council of Narnia for Most Stationary, with 2,017.41049357868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBF Governor goes house hunting.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Fotarian Space Agency.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
- : Following new legislation in Fotar, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.