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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 435thMost Influential: 1,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,045th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Omnia vincit Noodles
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fluffy Noodles

Population914 million

CapitalDragon Creek


The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a huge, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 914 million Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 81.2 trillion Ramens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,810 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, corruption is a game of two halves, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 175,978th in the world and 7,646th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.68 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 435thMost Influential: 1,426thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,996thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,654thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,303rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,365thHealthiest Citizens: 11,472ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,934thBest Weather: 15,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,366thMost Developed: 19,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,736th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 323rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 356th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 459th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 509th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 539th in the regionMost Influential: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 624th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 731st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 743rd in the regionBest Weather: 815th in the region

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