by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,046thMost Influential: 1,510thRudest Citizens: 2,579th
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Florida Palms

Population1.865 billion

LeaderCill Blinton


The State of Florida Palms is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cill Blinton with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.865 billion Floridians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 279 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,886 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, there's a big brother in every prison, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Floridian language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Florida Palms is ranked 178,990th in the world and 7,543rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,046thMost Influential: 1,510thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,579thLargest Retail Industry: 3,961stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,673rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,865thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,712thHighest Average Incomes: 14,231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,680thMost Developed: 15,983rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,404thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,193rdSmartest Citizens: 21,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,864thMost Cultured: 22,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,366th
Rudest Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 201st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 416th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 599th in the regionMost Influential: 622nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 672nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 713th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 770th in the regionMost Developed: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Floridian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, there's a big brother in every prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
  • : Florida Palms was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, rural Floridians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 194 » Yaorozu, The Endless Eventide, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, El Fiji Grande, Great Bights Mum, Dabarastan, Orado, Corfad, North Bratislava, Hamerica, Siwale, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, Daiz, Shibutani, Dar es Saalam, Interdimensional Zone, Zzozona, Territorio di Nessuno, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Eywaan, Brucklania, Sikol, Prydania, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Korovan Isles, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Sunto, Dopeland420, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, Seanat, Timothea, Lux Conos, Clan Spaniel, Miamington, The Pantheons, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, The Calabash Protectorate, Xagill, Solskjar, and 144 others.Libertania Democratica, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zeternia, Sundred, Highton Islands, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Valentine Z, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Wineclaw, Animu Place, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Heilhum Imperius, Dangine, The Discipled, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Runeda, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Innocentic, Holy Oranz, Lulubellia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Feelonia, Maott, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Kureizen, Draconian Progression, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Venicea, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Odelinor, Slyakanya, East Akra, Nodnarb, Yellops, The Jerichowan Country, Free Atlantis, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Darkmondoria, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Star Kingdom, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Colfes, Ellbonnia, Glurponia, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Nuronte, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Travislavania, Trumpski, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Wisconsota, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Tringapore, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Boston Castle, Centrialand, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Andanavia, Bearical, Unshleepd, Termathe, Muqatil, Andanx, Jaxikistan, Nova Arcania, Card Kingdom, Lionia, Capablanca, and Sahriastan.

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