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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,894th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Just flopping around
Influence
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Flopfarm 286

Population3.495 billion

Currencyflop
Animalflop

The Republic of Flopfarm 286 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.495 billion Flopfarm 286ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 286ian economy, worth 464 trillion flops a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,002 flops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,938 per year while the poor average 33,085, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 286's national animal is the flop, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flopfarm 286 is ranked 8,760th in the world and 45th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,566.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,028thMost Patriotic: 14,863rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,859thTop
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Most Developed: 18,386thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,984thLowest Crime Rates: 24,952ndLargest Governments: 26,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,112thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,300thHealthiest Citizens: 29,287thMost Efficient Economies: 31,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 31,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 32,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 32,887thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 34,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 34,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34,361st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionFattest Citizens: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flopfarm 286 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Flopfarm 286 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Flopfarm 286, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.

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