The Republic of Flopfarm 286 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.495 billion Flopfarm 286ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 286ian economy, worth 464 trillion flops a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,002 flops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,938 per year while the poor average 33,085, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 286's national animal is the flop, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Flopfarm 286 is ranked 8,760th in the world and 45th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,566.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Flopfarm 286 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Flopfarm 286, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
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Flopfarm 286, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
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Flopfarm 286, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
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Flopfarm 286, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
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Flopfarm 286, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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Flopfarm 286 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Flopfarm 286, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
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Flopfarm 286, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
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Flopfarm 286, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.