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Largest Insurance Industry: 718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 853rdLargest Retail Industry: 899th
The Glorious Occultist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
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Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
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Population10.581 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.581 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,367 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,761 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 940th in the world and 41st in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 62.6 Obesity Rate.

Largest Insurance Industry: 718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 853rdLargest Retail Industry: 899thFattest Citizens: 940thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,262ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,529thLargest Mining Sector: 1,788thMost Avoided: 1,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,013thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,325thTop
Most Influential: 2,510thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,284thMost Armed: 3,701stLargest Black Market: 4,168thMost Efficient Economies: 4,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,809thHighest Average Incomes: 4,820thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,549thRudest Citizens: 5,911thHighest Economic Output: 6,762ndMost Secular: 7,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,347thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,579thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,806thLowest Crime Rates: 12,827thLargest Governments: 15,148thMost Stationary: 17,766thSmartest Citizens: 21,235th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Avoided: 61st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionMost Armed: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionRudest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionMost Secular: 215th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 216th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 238th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 253rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 268th in the regionLargest Black Market: 281st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 300th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 312th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 327th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 402nd in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 432nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 664th in the region

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