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Most Stationary: 584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 842ndLargest Black Market: 889th
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First Rzeczpospolita

Population35.023 billion

CapitalWarszawa
LeaderLech Wałęsa
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalWhite Tailed Eagle

The Rzeczpospolita Szlachecka of First Rzeczpospolita is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lech Wałęsa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 35.023 billion First Rzeczpospolitans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient First Rzeczpospolitan economy, worth a remarkable 8,479 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,117 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. First Rzeczpospolita's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

First Rzeczpospolita is ranked 584th in the world and 12th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 5,474.70482952 days.

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Most Stationary: 584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 842ndLargest Black Market: 889thRudest Citizens: 1,192ndHighest Economic Output: 1,218thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,734thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,985thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,985thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,078thLargest Retail Industry: 2,224thLargest Populations: 2,625thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,277thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,423rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,738thNicest Citizens: 5,331stMost Inclusive: 5,624thHighest Average Incomes: 5,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,955thMost Efficient Economies: 7,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,656thHighest Food Quality: 8,322ndMost Influential: 8,854thSmartest Citizens: 8,882ndMost Developed: 10,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,177thMost Secular: 12,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,211thMost Cultured: 14,221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,659thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,054thMost Pacifist: 18,395thMost Patriotic: 18,766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,029thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,750thLargest Governments: 23,719thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,821st
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Most Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 49th in the regionMost Politically Free: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 80th in the region

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