The Socialist Federal Republic of Filipino Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime President TEGHNOGH with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.143 billion Filipinos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater City of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Unionian economy, worth 782 trillion Channel Members a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,899 Channel Members, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Filipino Unionian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Prime President TEGHNOGH, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filipino Union's national animal is the Nether Piglin Hybrid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Filipino Union is ranked 3,379^th in the world and 4^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Cultured, scoring 194 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.