by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 1,373rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,712thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,765th
The Lucky Anarchist's Utopia of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Win or lose, be glad you could fight.
Eminence Grise
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fighting Everyone

Population1.23 billion

CapitalThe Colosseum


The Lucky Anarchist's Utopia of Fighting Everyone is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by War with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.23 billion assholes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Colosseum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Everyonean economy, worth 155 trillion Knives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,704 Knives, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, rumour has it War needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, the sun now sets on the Fighting Everyonean Empire, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fighting Everyone's national animal is the Wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Battle.

Fighting Everyone is ranked 19,675th in the world and 4th in The Blue Star Union for Most Secular, with 59.27 Atheism Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 1,373rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,712thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,765thFattest Citizens: 3,027thLargest Retail Industry: 4,032ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,776thMost Armed: 5,779thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,333rdNudest: 11,407thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,999thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,800thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,927thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,438thMost Inclusive: 19,356thMost Secular: 19,675thMost Influential: 20,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,232ndHighest Drug Use: 20,376thHighest Average Incomes: 20,918thSmartest Citizens: 22,125th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the region

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