The Colony of Federal Eagle Colony is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.379 billion Federal Eagle Colonyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Federal Eagle Colonyian economy, worth 187 trillion ISDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,905 ISDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Eagle Colony's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Federal Eagle Colony is ranked 117,851st in the world and 90th in Crimson Spire for Smartest Citizens, with 33.59 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Federal Eagle Colony's influence in Crimson Spire rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Federal Eagle Colony's influence in Crimson Spire rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Federal Eagle Colony's influence in Crimson Spire rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
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Federal Eagle Colony's influence in Crimson Spire rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
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Federal Eagle Colony relocated from The United Democratic States to Crimson Spire.
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Federal Eagle Colony's influence in The United Democratic States rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Federal Eagle Colony, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
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Federal Eagle Colony, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in
Federal Eagle Colony, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in
Federal Eagle Colony, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.