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Most Stationary: 1,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,351stMost Efficient Economies: 1,353rd
The Blaugrana of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Més que un club
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
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FCB Barcelona

Population27.516 billion

CapitalBarcelona
LeaderPep Guardiola
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyGold Cup
AnimalMessi

The Blaugrana of FCB Barcelona is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.516 billion FCB Barcelonans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FCB Barcelonan economy, worth a remarkable 6,593 trillion Gold Cups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 239,626 Gold Cups, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FCB Barcelona's national animal is the Messi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

FCB Barcelona is ranked 1,102nd in the world and 26th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,604.70538632 days.

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Most Stationary: 1,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,351stMost Efficient Economies: 1,353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,392ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,570thRudest Citizens: 1,892ndHighest Economic Output: 2,022ndMost Inclusive: 2,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,635thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,577thHighest Food Quality: 3,983rdLargest Black Market: 4,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,181stLargest Retail Industry: 4,247thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,339thLargest Governments: 4,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,623rdNicest Citizens: 5,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,208thLargest Populations: 5,830thHighest Average Incomes: 6,080thMost Pacifist: 6,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,173rdMost Developed: 7,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,625thMost Cultured: 7,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,782ndSmartest Citizens: 8,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,238thLowest Crime Rates: 8,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,590thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,367thMost Influential: 10,558thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,563rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,077thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,077thNudest: 18,186thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,871stMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,416thMost Secular: 23,450thHighest Drug Use: 26,927th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 82nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 82nd in the region

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