Population | 27.516 billion |
Capital | Barcelona |
Leader | Pep Guardiola |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Gold Cup |
Animal | Messi |
The Blaugrana of FCB Barcelona is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.516 billion FCB Barcelonans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient FCB Barcelonan economy, worth a remarkable 6,593 trillion Gold Cups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 239,626 Gold Cups, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FCB Barcelona's national animal is the Messi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
FCB Barcelona is ranked 1,102nd in the world and 26th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,604.70538632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : FCB Barcelona was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : FCB Barcelona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill, curing 130 million infected.
- : FCB Barcelona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill, curing 239 million infected.
- : FCB Barcelona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill, curing 259 million infected.
- : FCB Barcelona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill, curing 229 million infected.
- : FCB Barcelona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : FCB Barcelona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Drug Use.
- : FCB Barcelona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : FCB Barcelona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : FCB Barcelona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.