The Elitist of Fauxia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Almighty Kyorgia with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.428 billion Fauxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion bribes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,005 bribes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, only adults may purchase violent video games, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 39,376^th in the world and 1,571^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 45.96 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.