The Dictatorship of Faustland is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 68 million Faustians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The Faustlandian economy, worth 3.69 trillion Reneches a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,323 Reneches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Racehorses move a lot slower these days, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, military spending recently hit a new high, and amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faustland's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Faustland is ranked 296,371^st in the world and 373^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 10.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.