The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.572 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,583 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 341,157 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,154,475 per year while the poor average 3,594, a ratio of 877 to 1.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 7,467^th in the world and 262^nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 10.29 Weapons Per Person.