The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.41 billion Democracians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 328,645 federal units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,129,438 per year while the poor average 70,125, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, Fascist Democracy's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and the children of Fascist Democracy are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 224,436^th in the world and 10,130^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.