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Largest Retail Industry: 150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 304thRudest Citizens: 331st
The United Democratic States of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Fascist Democracy

Population6.41 billion

LeaderPresident Black
FaithJust Monika

Currencyfederal unit
Animalfanged porcupine

The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.41 billion Democracians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 328,645 federal units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,129,438 per year while the poor average 70,125, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, Fascist Democracy's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and the children of Fascist Democracy are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 224,436th in the world and 10,130th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 304thRudest Citizens: 331stMost Corrupt Governments: 376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 522ndMost Influential: 693rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 842ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 875thMost Efficient Economies: 939thMost Avoided: 961stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,343rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,403rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,484thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,158thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,430thLargest Mining Sector: 2,752ndLargest Governments: 4,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,635thSmartest Citizens: 7,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,062ndHighest Economic Output: 7,137thMost Developed: 7,492ndLargest Black Market: 8,168thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,044thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,578thMost Armed: 10,637thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,079thTop
Most Secular: 13,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,941stLowest Crime Rates: 15,127thMost Stationary: 16,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,538thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,930thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,627th
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 214th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 237th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 258th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 271st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295th in the regionLargest Black Market: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionMost Armed: 399th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 405th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 415th in the regionMost Developed: 456th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 483rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 554th in the regionMost Secular: 723rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 763rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 768th in the regionLargest Populations: 834th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 850th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 864th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 874th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 920th in the region

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