The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.223 billion Fart Is Speedians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderous. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fart Is Speedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion Whiffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,272 Whiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fart Is Speed's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fart Is Speed is ranked 4,410^th in the world and 6^th in Schopenhauer for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,526.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.