The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.545 billion Farnhamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,655 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,876 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 243,546^th in the world and 6^th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 11.13 Whatever.