The Imperial Republic of Farlandiay is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Cent with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.086 billion Templars are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insillian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Farlandiayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,690 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra Coins Templars can get new driving records with their new cars, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farlandiay's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Estroism.

Farlandiay is ranked 155,343^rd in the world and 11^th in ravana for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.9 Crimes Per Hour.