The Fallen Kingdom of Fallen Persons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother Babushka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.402 billion Fallen Personsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesifka Kronah. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Personsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,347 trillion Stones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,788 Stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lesifka Kronah's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Big Brother Babushka often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Fallen Persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Persons's national animal is the Long-Tailed Potoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternum.

Fallen Persons is ranked 3,388^th in the world and 53^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.77 law-abiding acts per hour.