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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,082ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012th
The Queendom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
BÝrk
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Falconwhereveryouare

Population17.491 billion

CapitalFalcus

CurrencyWorhal
AnimalFalcon

The Queendom of Falconwhereveryouare is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.491 billion Falconians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcus. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The very strong Falconwhereveryouarean economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Worhals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 96,749 Worhals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falconwhereveryouare's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falconwhereveryouare is ranked 248,367th in the world and 89th in Rushmore for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,082ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,319thSafest: 3,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,237thNicest Citizens: 4,662ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,856thHealthiest Citizens: 5,397thMost Pacifist: 5,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,038thLargest Governments: 6,474thBest Weather: 7,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,931stMost Cultured: 9,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,081stLowest Crime Rates: 10,129thHighest Economic Output: 10,959thSmartest Citizens: 12,572ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,475thLargest Populations: 13,588thMost Stationary: 14,193rdMost Inclusive: 15,437thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,335thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,045thMost Income Equality: 21,800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,128th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the region

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  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Falconwhereveryouare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.

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