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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 131stMost Influential: 416thRudest Citizens: 1,196th
The Somewhat Active Nation of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Liberty and Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.432 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Chinar Dankhara

AnimalSavatha Scorpioon

The Somewhat Active Nation of Eywaan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chinar Dankhara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.432 billion Eywaanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriaa. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eywaanian economy, worth 448 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,226 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kriaa Times is sold out, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime is totally unknown. Eywaan's national animal is the Savatha Scorpioon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Eywaan is ranked 176,054th in the world and 7,922nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 3.65 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 131stMost Influential: 416thRudest Citizens: 1,196thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,448thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,410thSmartest Citizens: 4,939thMost Secular: 5,518thMost Developed: 5,608thMost Cultured: 6,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,470thMost Efficient Economies: 6,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,650thHighest Average Incomes: 7,887thMost Inclusive: 9,138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,602ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,576thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,116thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,548thLargest Governments: 14,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,582ndHighest Drug Use: 18,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,176th
Rudest Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 264th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Secular: 298th in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Developed: 337th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 364th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 389th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 420th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 466th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 526th in the regionMost Inclusive: 553rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 628th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 651st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 688th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 710th in the regionLargest Governments: 712th in the regionNudest: 717th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 723rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 773rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 787th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 876th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 958th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 981st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eywaan, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Eywaan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Eywaan, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eywaan, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Eywaan, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kriaa Times is sold out.
  • : Eywaan endorsed The New Comfedian Empire of Comfed.
  • : Eywaan was endorsed by The New Comfedian Empire of Comfed.
  • : Following new legislation in Eywaan, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Eywaan was endorsed by The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in Eywaan, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 504 » Territorio di Nessuno, Empy, Dar es Saalam, Yaorozu, Corfad, Prydania, Orado, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Schnuftelland, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, McMasterdonia, Noahs Second Country, Fendlium, Pazair, Omnistria, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Dreadton, Sundred, Daiz, North Bratislava, 1 very fast endotarter, Dabarastan, Hamerica, Praeceps, Solskjar, Koda-Land, Nistriabar, Selfgradatude, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, The Pantheons, Guer Aike, New Lakemba, Westinor, Maott, Loutsland, Aeolist, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, Zumlandia, Votak Matim, Kasazzastan, Kranostav, Fizban, and 454 others.Ver Testua, Wineclaw, Joodey, Wisconsota, Zeternia, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, New Octicarg, Khoik, Xentherida, Great Bights Mum, Seenvorland, Valhalla123, Loli County, Serendipita Martia, Yokciq Empire, Unshleepd, Noesantara, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Crader, Glurponia, 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Yellops, Aleavia, Austral States of America, Arizona Zervas, Abonland, Entecavir, Picairn, Artemis Selene, Dicko, KhalChicken, Zaeli, R libanon, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Gilakistan, Rainengrad, Walter Jackson, Respublic of corusant, Tachycardia, Free Lives, Bend Mai, Lorigia, Frieszia, Detrivania, Cabaifer, Dangine, Altivia, SORT, Cretox State, Pizza Squared, Sebatopia, Navsland, Marmiedon, Unsophisticate, New Avian, AverageJoevlania, Vexilia, Falkendel, Democratie, Alyrria, Drutopia Insomnia, Copola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Solmetria, The Real Ram Ranch, Jovian Knights, Knitehorn, Volstokn, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Miamington, Freyford, Chukstik Illahi, Citrus Rutaceae, East Supple Lund, Bushkrub, Navorden, Eisenmund, Old Emporia, Cors Evia, Mystiquelle, Grue, Saint Alaric, Cascadiya, Olofin, Fascist Democracy, Iron Cladia, Takushipa, Principia Mathematica, Phoronu, Zokk, Craams Mal, Cartures, Ausnakulia, Lemonbiscuits, The Holy Rysican Empire, The Canadian Peoples 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