The Republic of Extrememeasures is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jeremy Extreme with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.784 billion Extrememeasuresians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Extremetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Extrememeasuresian economy, worth 844 trillion barges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 86,337 barges, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Extrememeasures's national animal is the bobcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is xtremism.

Extrememeasures is ranked 38,668^th in the world and 2,559^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.25 law-abiding acts per hour.