The Grand Duchy of Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 306 million Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fundamenta Cordis. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthumian economy, worth 20.4 trillion chartas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,790 chartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthumian, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum is ranked 153,819^th in the world and 4,961^st in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.