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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,045thNudest: 4,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,986th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Idk tbh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ewraoroliahen

Population6.645 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalPython

The Republic of Ewraoroliahen is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.645 billion Ewraoroliahenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ewraoroliahenian economy, worth 834 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,623 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ewraoroliahen's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ewraoroliahen is ranked 102,767th in the world and 1,393rd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0623391666 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,045thNudest: 4,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,986thLargest Retail Industry: 9,002ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,402ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,994thMost Efficient Economies: 16,065thLargest Governments: 17,942ndMost Cultured: 19,664thLowest Crime Rates: 21,491stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,905thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,995thMost Patriotic: 25,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,133rdMost Developed: 27,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,446th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 156th in the regionNudest: 216th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ewraoroliahen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewraoroliahen, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : Ewraoroliahen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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