The Loading Screen of Evacasia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Time with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.063 billion Boreds enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Server. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evacasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Seconds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,024 Seconds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Clock is one of the most popular forenames in Evacasia, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evacasia's national animal is the Clock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Time.

Evacasia is ranked 13,614^th in the world and 14^th in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Economic Output, with 1,327 trillion Standard Monetary Units.