The Federal Republic of Eutania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Gigachad with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.04 billion Eutanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hejstad. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eutanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,206 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 390,048 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

President Gigachad reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, Eutania has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. Eutania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eutania is ranked 1,070^th in the world and 2^nd in Scandinavia for Most Patriotic, with 118.18 flags saluted per person per day.