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Highest Drug Use: 1,576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,804thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,491st
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population12.564 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.564 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 5,030th in the world and 37th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 111,629.22 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 1,576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,804thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,491stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,829thMost Efficient Economies: 3,916thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,030thMost Stationary: 5,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,698thMost Cultured: 6,010thHighest Economic Output: 6,220thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,530thNudest: 7,263rdSmartest Citizens: 7,867thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,344thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,507thMost Politically Free: 8,710thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,334thMost Influential: 9,596thFattest Citizens: 10,172ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,113thMost Developed: 13,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,892ndMost Extreme: 15,171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,881stLargest Populations: 17,279thRudest Citizens: 17,745th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the region

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