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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,162ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,534th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population20.571 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.571 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,565 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 3,534th in the world and 21st in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,155.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,238thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,162ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,534thMost Stationary: 3,859thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,524thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,650thHighest Drug Use: 4,780thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,093rdHighest Economic Output: 5,395thMost Efficient Economies: 6,333rdMost Cultured: 7,175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,955thSmartest Citizens: 9,074thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,100thMost Influential: 13,383rdHighest Food Quality: 13,478thHighest Average Incomes: 13,866thTop
Largest Populations: 14,413thNudest: 14,447thFattest Citizens: 14,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,974thMost Developed: 16,651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,594thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,605thMost Politically Free: 23,382ndMost Inclusive: 25,819thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,420th
Most Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Extreme: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 103rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 112th in the regionMost Armed: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the region

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