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Highest Drug Use: 1,584th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,715th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,344th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Knowledge is Power
Influence
Sprat
Communications Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population9.939 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol

CurrencyDispatch
AnimalJournalist

The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.939 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 12,229th in the world and 72nd in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 372,392.4 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,584thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,344thMost Efficient Economies: 3,890thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,089thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,217thMost Politically Free: 4,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,761stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,371stMost Stationary: 6,106thNudest: 6,122ndMost Cultured: 6,261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,514thHighest Economic Output: 6,862ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,007thSmartest Citizens: 7,600thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,673rdFattest Citizens: 7,973rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,653rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,959thMost Extreme: 10,191stMost Developed: 10,226thMost Influential: 11,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,229thRudest Citizens: 13,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,133rdMost Armed: 15,452ndLargest Insurance Industry: 15,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,065th
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the region

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