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Highest Drug Use: 1,609th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,755th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,300th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population10.309 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.309 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 12,514th in the world and 65th in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 372,392.4 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 1,609thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,755thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,300thMost Efficient Economies: 3,827thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,197thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,781stMost Politically Free: 4,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,046thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,439thMost Stationary: 5,924thMost Cultured: 6,224thNudest: 6,471stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,491stHighest Economic Output: 6,809thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,936thSmartest Citizens: 7,649thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,776thFattest Citizens: 8,035thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,815thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,470thMost Developed: 10,331stMost Extreme: 10,501stMost Influential: 11,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,514thRudest Citizens: 13,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,391stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,383rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,382ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,432ndMost Armed: 16,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,133rd
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 92nd in the region

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