The Emerald Emperor SkyGreen♅⛢ of Europeia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by SkyGreen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.184 billion Europeians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Europeian economy, worth 120 trillion jortcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,290 jortcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick sloths for amusement, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to SkyGreen's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeia's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Emerald Emperor.

Europeia is ranked 59,738^th in the world and 227^th in Europeia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 73.88 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.