Population | 41.461 billion |
Capital | Chi-Town |
Leader | The Leader |
Faith | the Cult of the Leader |
Currency | pound |
Animal | beaver |
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.461 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 27,482 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 662,860 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,971,454 per year while the poor average 25,503, a ratio of 194 to 1.
The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Euraustralasamerica, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.
Euraustralasamerica is ranked 1,286th in the world and 21st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4,414.66384128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Euraustralasamerica.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerican farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.