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Largest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Yvan eht nioj
The Leader
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euraustralasamerica

Population41.461 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.461 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 27,482 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 662,860 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,971,454 per year while the poor average 25,503, a ratio of 194 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Euraustralasamerica, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 1,286th in the world and 21st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4,414.66384128 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 40thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48thHighest Economic Output: 53rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 69thMost Avoided: 75thLargest Agricultural Sector: 77thMost Corrupt Governments: 78thFattest Citizens: 81stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136thHighest Average Incomes: 141stMost Devout: 161stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 161stMost Patriotic: 208thMost Ignorant Citizens: 260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 534thMost Efficient Economies: 695thLargest Governments: 757thLowest Crime Rates: 943rdLargest Populations: 1,105thLargest Retail Industry: 1,237thMost Stationary: 1,286thRudest Citizens: 1,322ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,500thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,196thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,110thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,925thMost Conservative: 10,937thMost Influential: 13,039thLargest Black Market: 13,081stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,697th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 189th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 200th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 348th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 412th in the regionMost Extreme: 470th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 577th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Euraustralasamerica.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerican farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.

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