Population | 7.425 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Leader | President Aada Autio |
Faith | Eastern Orthodox |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Kingdom of Esvonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Aada Autio with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 7.425 billion Esvonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,581 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Esvonian restaurants, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
Esvonia is ranked 214,981st in the world and 965th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 33.05645106608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Esvonia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Esvonian restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, much of Esvonia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
- : Esvonia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 74 » Raghallaigh, Saarenmaa, Bastile, Liberepublia, Invernessia, Meropis, Basque Dominion, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, UGBK, Rary, Imperium Anglorum, Trixeland, Irminsulia, Thracia Republic, Ortigia, Elestansa, Elisabethshagen, Aresetia, Walfo, Iceagea, Leistrona, Mally Piznoopia, New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Yahlia, Slavatania, Dark Matter, Istastioner, Stumphosse Res, Foudina, Burvenchkaht, Nardin, Gliesetonia, St Scarlett, Robbonia, Great Clucky, Orsik, An Clar, Kkorea, Jim the Baptist, The Champions League, Drembler, Wombelland, Hunarskotlo, Karnea, Zaznia, New Rocland, Namsan, Cot Deviet, and 24 others.Reiserland, Belvanya, The New Nordic Union, The AbelLandia, Armbruster, Narmocrana, Someseni, North of Americas, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Alsted, Myanerus, Scytharum, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Ottterland, Kronverg, Cambany, Woodlands, and Agausia.