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Most Influential: 655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,808th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
One star, One nation.
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Esvonia

Population7.425 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderPresident Aada Autio
FaithEastern Orthodox

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBrown Bear

The Kingdom of Esvonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Aada Autio with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 7.425 billion Esvonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,581 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Esvonian restaurants, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Esvonia is ranked 214,981st in the world and 965th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 33.05645106608 days.

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Most Influential: 655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,580thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,810thSafest: 4,899thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,578thHealthiest Citizens: 5,868thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,314thBest Weather: 6,366thMost Developed: 6,380thLowest Crime Rates: 6,403rdMost Inclusive: 6,442ndLargest Governments: 6,484thMost Efficient Economies: 6,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,745thHighest Food Quality: 9,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,262ndSmartest Citizens: 9,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,513thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,661stNicest Citizens: 10,855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,990thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,552ndMost Patriotic: 12,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,195thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,699thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,894thHighest Average Incomes: 19,261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,135thHighest Economic Output: 24,271st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 93rd in the regionSafest: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Esvonia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Esvonian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, much of Esvonia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Esvonia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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